Estimated New Price (Four-Pack of Lanterns): $25.99* Estimated (DIY) Cost: $50–60* This is the logical development of A Christmas Story's leg lamp. This is a horrible DIY ornament effort, similar to many holiday-themed Pinterest boards. Balls in pantyhose and hanging them was an innovative concept that was already highly unlikely to succeed, but when a copycat tried it, the results were considerably worse.
Estimated New Cost: $25.80* for six pairs of glasses Est. Cost (Do It Yourself): $1.67* (12-ounce bottle) This is not something you should do; it won't work. You will wind up in the emergency department if you break a beer bottle in half and try to drink from the broken half. The nurses and doctor will make fun of you when you're not in the room when you have to explain what occurred to them.